Terms & Notice

Office of the Registrar

1. It's satire

U9TED is a work of comedy and parody. The "Tribunal of Appeals," its rulings, case numbers, articles, and precedents are fictional. Nothing here is a real legal ruling, and U9TED is not affiliated with FIFA, any federation, league, or government.

2. Your appeal & the public wall

When you file an appeal, you submit a short description of an everyday grievance and receive a fictional ruling. By filing, you agree that your appeal and its ruling may be published anonymously on our public Appeals Wall and shared. We do not attach your name to public rulings. We review submissions before featuring them, and we may decline, hide, or remove any at our discretion.

3. What to submit (and not)

Keep it light — everyday injustices, not real disputes. Do not submit real people's names, private information, threats, harassment, or anything unlawful. We may decline or remove anything that does. If you see a featured ruling that shouldn't be there, use the Report link on it.

4. Email

If you give us your email, we use it only to send you your ruling and related U9TED notices — nothing else. We don't sell it.

5. Verification

Each ruling gets a case number you can check at u9ted.com/verify. Verification confirms a ruling was issued by U9TED; it does not make the ruling legally binding (see section 1).

6. No warranties

The site is provided "as is," for entertainment. We're not liable for anything arising from its use.